diff --git a/src/listeners/april.ts b/src/listeners/april.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8c77248
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/listeners/april.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,40 @@
+// SPDX-License-Identifier: GPL-3.0-or-later
+/*
+    Animal Rights Advocates Discord Bot
+    Copyright (C) 2023  Anthony Berg
+
+    This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+    it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
+    the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+    (at your option) any later version.
+
+    This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+    but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+    MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+    GNU General Public License for more details.
+
+    You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+    along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+*/
+
+import { Listener } from '@sapphire/framework';
+import type { Message } from 'discord.js';
+
+export class AprilMessageListener extends Listener {
+  public constructor(context: Listener.Context, options: Listener.Options) {
+    super(context, {
+      ...options,
+      event: 'messageCreate',
+    });
+  }
+
+  public async run(message: Message) {
+    if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
+      await message.react('<a:dantasvibe:976309036754538676>');
+    } else if (Math.random() > 0.098) {
+      await message.channel.send('anthony is the worst coordinator, fucking demote them already');
+    } else if (Math.random() > 0.99) {
+      await message.reply('owo');
+    }
+  }
+}
diff --git a/src/scheduled-tasks/messages/verifyReminder.ts b/src/scheduled-tasks/messages/verifyReminder.ts
index 9054c52..db2ca6d 100644
--- a/src/scheduled-tasks/messages/verifyReminder.ts
+++ b/src/scheduled-tasks/messages/verifyReminder.ts
@@ -35,9 +35,15 @@ export class VerifyReminder extends ScheduledTask {
 
     const channel = client.channels.cache.get(IDs.channels.nonVegan.general) as TextChannel;
 
+    await channel.send('H-hewwo?? If uu want to haz da vegan ow activist wowe, uu\'ww need to do a voice vewification. To do this, hop into da \'Vewification\' voice channew.\n'
+      + '\n'
+      + 'If thewe awen\'t any vewifiews avaiwabwe, uu\'ww be disconnected, and uu can wejoin watew. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)');
+
+    /*
     await channel.send('If you want to have the vegan or activist role, you\'ll need to do a voice verification. '
       + 'To do this, hop into the \'Verification\' voice channel.'
       + '\n\nIf there aren\'t any verifiers available, you\'ll be disconnected, and you can rejoin later.');
+     */
   }
 }