diff --git a/src/listeners/april.ts b/src/listeners/april.ts
deleted file mode 100644
index f7ef3be..0000000
--- a/src/listeners/april.ts
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,40 +0,0 @@
-// SPDX-License-Identifier: GPL-3.0-or-later
-/*
-    Animal Rights Advocates Discord Bot
-    Copyright (C) 2023  Anthony Berg
-
-    This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
-    it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
-    the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
-    (at your option) any later version.
-
-    This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
-    but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
-    MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
-    GNU General Public License for more details.
-
-    You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
-    along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
-*/
-
-import { Listener } from '@sapphire/framework';
-import type { Message } from 'discord.js';
-
-export class AprilMessageListener extends Listener {
-  public constructor(context: Listener.Context, options: Listener.Options) {
-    super(context, {
-      ...options,
-      event: 'messageCreate',
-    });
-  }
-
-  public async run(message: Message) {
-    if (Math.random() < 0.02) {
-      await message.react('<a:dantasvibe:976309036754538676>');
-    } else if (Math.random() > 0.999) {
-      await message.reply('owo');
-    } else if (Math.random() > 0.998) {
-      await message.channel.send('anthony is the worst coordinator, fucking demote them already');
-    }
-  }
-}
diff --git a/src/scheduled-tasks/messages/verifyReminder.ts b/src/scheduled-tasks/messages/verifyReminder.ts
index db2ca6d..9054c52 100644
--- a/src/scheduled-tasks/messages/verifyReminder.ts
+++ b/src/scheduled-tasks/messages/verifyReminder.ts
@@ -35,15 +35,9 @@ export class VerifyReminder extends ScheduledTask {
 
     const channel = client.channels.cache.get(IDs.channels.nonVegan.general) as TextChannel;
 
-    await channel.send('H-hewwo?? If uu want to haz da vegan ow activist wowe, uu\'ww need to do a voice vewification. To do this, hop into da \'Vewification\' voice channew.\n'
-      + '\n'
-      + 'If thewe awen\'t any vewifiews avaiwabwe, uu\'ww be disconnected, and uu can wejoin watew. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)');
-
-    /*
     await channel.send('If you want to have the vegan or activist role, you\'ll need to do a voice verification. '
       + 'To do this, hop into the \'Verification\' voice channel.'
       + '\n\nIf there aren\'t any verifiers available, you\'ll be disconnected, and you can rejoin later.');
-     */
   }
 }